Why do I squint when I vacuum?
This seems like a unique situation you have gotten yourself into. If I had to guess I would think you are either vacuuming outside or your house does not have a roof. To solve this problem I would suggest vacuuming at night or buying a roof.
If your currently living situation does not allow either of these solutions I would suggest purchasing the official DCE hat. The hat will act as a mini roof for your face.
xoxo Dirty Doctor #notadoctor