
Hi Doctor,
I have this horrible rash on my gentleman bits, what can I do?
LC CoolH
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Hi LC CoolH
A rash on the gentleman parts is never a joking matter and can be most awkward when trying to catch the eye of a young lady (or man in your case). I use a combination of Canesten and friction on most of my rashes. If that doesn’t get rid of them I’d go and see an actual doctor. I met a guy in a public toilet once who said he was a doctor but had run out of pages in his prescription book which really sucked. I still have his number though if you’d like it?
xoxo Dirty Doctor #notadoctor