#dirtydoctor 1 – Woman

Hi Doctor,

Long time listener, first time writer. I won a feature on Where’s the Gold earlier and I always pick Peter Panner on a friend Todd’s advice. Every time I do it get’s a shitty 3 gold with one pleb wild. Do I change my strategy or stick at it? I fear it has failed to many times surely my time is coming. 

Ryan

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Hi Ryan,

Thanks for your question, it’s a good one! I have always been a big fan of Peter the Panner, but if you are still having trouble then maybe you could try Findo the dog? Not many people know this but he used to be a police dog and once met the Queen.

Once when I was at the pub on a Friday night there was a guy on the machine next to me, he picked the slutty mining lady and got herpes. Let that be a warning to you.

xoxo Dirty Doctor #notadoctor


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